Tuesday, April 18, 2006

A Five-Second Summary

For you web hummingbirds, fluttering from site to site, here is the rundown of would-be candidates for mayor of Philadelphia. It summarizes the 165,000 words written about them to date.

John Dougherty.......... Too wild
Dwight Evans.............. Too serious
Chaka Fattah............... Too lazy
Tom Knox....................Too rich
Michael Nutter............ Too smart
Jon Saidel.................... Toupe

5 Comments:

Anonymous phillydem said...

Toupee! Touche'

LOL!

2:11 PM  
Blogger giveadamn said...

...its what under anybodys hair that counts...small Tom, very small

6:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

toupe - that's original. Never heard anyone comment on Saidle's hair before.

8:21 AM  
Anonymous HospitalityGirl said...

Aww, giveadamn and anonymous, did Tom touch a nerve, or do neither one of you have a sense of humor?

8:23 AM  
Blogger LVDem said...

didn't anybody learn something from Ed Rendell... you can be fat, balding and unattractive and still be elected mayor in Philly. So why does Toupee man need the cover up?

2:48 PM  

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